Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.
I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost
apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us
Gay/bi men who think bi girls and lesbians have it easier in society are so stupid like I’m talking major dumb bitch disease get well soon
Anything less than solidarity and understanding towards wlw is a failure. You have to be either completely ignorant or straight up evil and self-centred to hear the heart breaking experiences these women face and shut them down with “you have it easier because straight men want to fuck you”. It’s time to stop throwing other lgbt groups under the bus to prove a point and show basic human decency and support instead
The same goes for y’all asexual exclusionists and similar fucks… LGBT+ is a family! Stand together and stop fucking each other over
It really doesn’t
do you ever see something so beautiful, so inspiring, that you have to drop everything and try to create something in its likeness